FAVORITE MOVIE QUOTES

Across The Universe:
Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore~ Jojo( Martin Luther McCoy)


Lucy: We're in the middle of a revolution jude and what are you doing, doodles and cartoons?.....I didn't mean it like that.
Jude: No? Then what did you mean? You know I'm sorry I'm not the man with the megaphone but this is what i do.
Lucy: you could atleast listen to what he has to say. I suppose you don't though cause u now you'll never be drafted
Jude: Nor will you Lucy.
Lucy: i would lie down in front of a tank if it would stop this war, and bring Max home.
Jude: o yeah? well it wouldn't
Lucy: What do you mean? you don't think it's worth trying? well maybe when bombs start going off here people will listen!!!! ( Lucy= Evan Rachel Wood/ Jude= Jim Strugess)


As blissful as you to are in the thrills of young love, I'm just letting you know I ahve a date with uncle Sam. ~ Max( Joe Anderson)


Max: And you know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray.
Hippy dude: You still have options man.
Max: Yeah, jail or Canada and they both suck. I mean I could never come home, so what is it, it's a choice of a 6x4 cell or an endless wasteland of frozen tundra.
Hippy dude: Montreal is cool.
Max: Man, they speak French.
Hippie Guitarist: So learn French. Learn French or die.


Prudence: That's my landlady!
Lucy: So you live with my brother, too?
Prudence: Yeah, him and Jude took me in!
Prudence: I don't sleep with him anymore, though!


Jude: What is that place?
Prankster: The headquarters of the league of spiritual deliverance!
Dr. Robert: The home of Dr. Gary, another outlaw, like myself. We're navigators, we're aviators, we're eatin' tators, masturbatin' alligators, bombardiers, we got no fears, we don't shed no tears, we're pushin' the frontiers... of transcendental perception. What's weird is, we haven't met yet, on this or any other plane.
Prankster: Hey doc, he says he won't see you, man.
Dr. Robert: Why, is he sick?
Prankster: He just said he's busy.
Dr. Robert: Did you tell that [sniff]
Dr. Robert: sonofabitch that we drove 3,000 miles to see him? Alright, everybody back on the bus. We're going home, to California.
Max: Doc, California isn't home to all of us.
Dr. Robert: What can I say? You're either on the bus, or off the bus.


Max's Father: Goddammit, Max! Get serious, for once! What are you going to DO with your life? Max: Why is it always what will I do? "What will he do", "What will he do," "Oh, my god what will he do", Do, do, do, do, do. Why isn't the issue here who I am?
Uncle Teddy: Because, Maxwell, what you do defines who you are.
Max: No, Uncle Teddy. Who you are defines what you do. Right Jude?
Jude: [awkward] ... Well, surely it's not what you do, but the, uh... the way that you do it.

Superbad:
I assume you all have guns and crack!!!! ~ Officer Michaels


Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth: It doesn't even have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan: The guy's either going think 'here's another guy with a fake ID', or here's McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor. Okay? So what's it gonna be?
Fogell: [grinning] I am McLovin.



Officer Slater: [talking to Fogell with Officer Michaels in the liquor store after a robbery] May we see your identification? [Fogell uneasily hands over his fake ID]
Officer Slater: McLovin? [Fogell is really nervous]
Officer Slater: [pauses] That's a cool name.
Fogell: [amazed that his fake ID worked] Wha... wha...
Officer Slater: Yeah, people have weird names nowadays. Once I pulled arrested this man-lady, and his legal first name was "Fuck".
Officer Michaels: He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled "Ph," but still that's pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.


Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?



Mark: What the hell is this?
Seth: I don't fucking-it's detergent!
Mark: Yeah what are you doing with it?
Seth: ...I got fucking blood on my pants.

August Rush:

August Rush: I believe in music the way some people believe in fairy tales. But I hear it came from my mother and father. Once upon a time, they fell in love.


August Rush: The music is all around you, all you have to do is listen.


Wizard: You know what music is? God's little reminder that there's something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.


Lyla Novacek: I know it sounds crazy, but I can hear him! I swear I can hear him!


Wizard: You got to love music more than you love food. More than life. More than yourself.



Rent:
Angel: Oh my God, are you okay, honey?
Collins: I'm afraid so. Angel: They get anything, or...?
Collins: I didn't have any money, but they took my stuff. [Angel tries to wipe the blood from Collins' forehead]
Collins: No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Angel: I'm Angel.
Collins: Angel. Friends call me Collins. Tom Collins.
Angel: Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. Sort of have to hurry; I have a life support meeting to go to.
Collins: Life support?
Angel: Yeah. It's for people with AIDS. People like me.
Collins: Me, too.


Maureen: You know what, Miss Ivy League? I can't take much more of this. This obsessive, compulsive, control-freak, paranoia.
Joanne: What?
Maureen: I didn't pierce my nipples 'cause it grossed you out. I didn't stay at the Kink Club last night because you wanted to go home.
Joanne: You were flirting with the woman in rubber.
Maureen: There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Give me a break!


Mimi: I was moving towards... this warm, white light. And I swear... Angel was there. And she looked good! [everyone laughs]
Mimi: She said, "Turn around, girlfriend, and listen to that boy's song."


Mimi: It's right that today's Halloween. It was Angel's favorite holiday. I knew we'd hit it off the moment we met. There was this skinhead that was harassing her... and she walked right up to him and said, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be - and more of a woman than you'll ever get."


Maureen: Look, gimme that, I'm sick and tired of you always carrying that around [takes camera]
Mark: Maureen, no! Your gonna break it!
Maureen: [while filming Mark and slightly running from him] Hey Mark! Happy New Years, Mark!
Mark: No! This is NOT my barmitzvah give it back to me!


Life Cafe Waiter: [sung] So that's five miso soup, four seaweed salad, three soy burger dinner, two tofu dog platters, and one pasta with meatless balls.
Roger: Ugh!
Collins: It tastes the same.
Mimi: If you close your eyes!