SOME TRAUMATIZING ACTS BY WINNERNERD

1. DURING MATH CLASS WHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON WINNERNERD IS TELLING TELLING ME A STORY OF WHEN SHE WENT 2 A RESTAURANT CALLED FRAN'S AND MET THE OWNER NAMED FRAN. SHE IMITATED HERSELF SAYING HI 2 HIM AND ACCIDENTALLY YELLED IT 2 THE ENTIRE CLASS. SHE HID THE REST OF CLASS.



2. ANOTHER TIME WAS DURING WINNERNERD'S DRAMA CLASS SHE WAS A WINESS IN THEIR MOCK TRIAL. SHE HATES BEING CROSS-EXAMENED!!! THIS WAS THE QUESTION SHE WAS ASKED....

LAWYER: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN EMPLOYED

HERE WAS HER ANSWER...

WINNERNERD: MANY

3. (this event took place in advanced math) DURING CLASS WE WERE DOING PROBLEMS IN OUR BOOK AND ONE OF THEM REQUIRED US 2 KNOW WHAT 16 X 2 WAS.....AND OF COURSE WINNERNERD GOT IT WRONG. HER/ HIS ANSWER WAS 38. WHEN I TRIED TO CORRECT HER/ HIM, WINNERNERD MADE A BIGGER FOOL OF HERSELF/ HISELF BY TRYING TO DEFEND THEMSELF. AND TRIED TO TELL ME THAT MY ANSWER WAS WRONG. UGH THAT DARN WINNERNERD.

4. WINNERNERD HAS INFORMED ME THAT HER MOTHER MAKES DEADLY DINNER MEALS HERE ARE THREE EXAMPLES:
a. spinach pizza
b. onion pudding
c. carrot loaf
LOL I'VE NEVER TASTED ANY OF THOSE

5. I ASKED WINNERNERD TODAY WHAT HER/ HIS FAVORITE BEATLES SONG WAS AND ACTING ALL SOPHISTICATED AND OBVIOUSLY PREOCCUPIED SAYS HER/ HIS FAV BEATLES SONG WAS LET IT GO. ( she meant let it be) I FOUND THAT EXTREMELY FUNNY AND I HAD A LAUGH ATTACK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD TIMES.

6. DURING CLASS I WAS MAKING A POEM WHILE WINNERNERD WAS PREOCCUPIED W/ SOMETHING ELSE SO HERES HOW MY POEM WENT...
THE LIGHT SHINING DOWN ON ME
THE PRESSURE MADE ME WANT TO FLEE.

WEN I READ IT 2 WINNERNERD OF COURSE BEING THE INMATURE PERSON HE/ SHE IS SHE THOUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FLEE I WAS GOING 2 SAY PEE. SHE BURSTED OUT IN LAUGHTER, IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO REALIZE WHAT SHE WAS LAUGHING AT BUT I DID FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT. UGH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH WINNERNERD!!!!