SOME TRAUMATIZING ACTS BY WINNERNERD

1. DURING MATH CLASS WHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF A LESSON WINNERNERD IS TELLING TELLING ME A STORY OF WHEN SHE WENT 2 A RESTAURANT CALLED FRAN'S AND MET THE OWNER NAMED FRAN. SHE IMITATED HERSELF SAYING HI 2 HIM AND ACCIDENTALLY YELLED IT 2 THE ENTIRE CLASS. SHE HID THE REST OF CLASS.



2. ANOTHER TIME WAS DURING WINNERNERD'S DRAMA CLASS SHE WAS A WINESS IN THEIR MOCK TRIAL. SHE HATES BEING CROSS-EXAMENED!!! THIS WAS THE QUESTION SHE WAS ASKED....

LAWYER: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN EMPLOYED

HERE WAS HER ANSWER...

WINNERNERD: MANY

3. (this event took place in advanced math) DURING CLASS WE WERE DOING PROBLEMS IN OUR BOOK AND ONE OF THEM REQUIRED US 2 KNOW WHAT 16 X 2 WAS.....AND OF COURSE WINNERNERD GOT IT WRONG. HER/ HIS ANSWER WAS 38. WHEN I TRIED TO CORRECT HER/ HIM, WINNERNERD MADE A BIGGER FOOL OF HERSELF/ HISELF BY TRYING TO DEFEND THEMSELF. AND TRIED TO TELL ME THAT MY ANSWER WAS WRONG. UGH THAT DARN WINNERNERD.

4. WINNERNERD HAS INFORMED ME THAT HER MOTHER MAKES DEADLY DINNER MEALS HERE ARE THREE EXAMPLES:
a. spinach pizza
b. onion pudding
c. carrot loaf
LOL I'VE NEVER TASTED ANY OF THOSE

5. I ASKED WINNERNERD TODAY WHAT HER/ HIS FAVORITE BEATLES SONG WAS AND ACTING ALL SOPHISTICATED AND OBVIOUSLY PREOCCUPIED SAYS HER/ HIS FAV BEATLES SONG WAS LET IT GO. ( she meant let it be) I FOUND THAT EXTREMELY FUNNY AND I HAD A LAUGH ATTACK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD TIMES.

6. DURING CLASS I WAS MAKING A POEM WHILE WINNERNERD WAS PREOCCUPIED W/ SOMETHING ELSE SO HERES HOW MY POEM WENT...
THE LIGHT SHINING DOWN ON ME
THE PRESSURE MADE ME WANT TO FLEE.

WEN I READ IT 2 WINNERNERD OF COURSE BEING THE INMATURE PERSON HE/ SHE IS SHE THOUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING FLEE I WAS GOING 2 SAY PEE. SHE BURSTED OUT IN LAUGHTER, IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO REALIZE WHAT SHE WAS LAUGHING AT BUT I DID FINALLY FIGURE IT OUT. UGH WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH WINNERNERD!!!!

hey w/ head motion most of u dont know what that means but some of you do

NINJAS

DURING LUNCH ONE DAY I WAS FINISHING UP MY SEWING PROJECT AND I REALIZED I HAD LEFT OVER FABRIC. SO I DECIDED NOT TO THROW IT AWAY BUT INSTEAD TO MAKE SUPERCOOL NINJA HEADBANDS, OF COURSE EVERYONE WANTED ONE. just kidding. But 4 kids did. Anyway, we decided to wear them to gym and we were playing volleyball. We were team Japan, so we called ourselves the Japanese Ninjas. Of course since we really weren't good at volleyball our team lost miserably. WATEV, WE STILL GOT AN A+ FOR CREATIVITY. ONCE AGAIN PATHETIC I KN

LOL THAT DARN WINNERNERD

IF U HAVE SEEN WINNERNERDS BLOG SHE HAS ALREADY TOUCHED ON THIS TOPIC. But I havent so here I go. At a Batmitzvah I found out that winnernerd had asked someone How to say hi in Norwese which he/she thought was what they speak in Norway. She also thought that Norway was called Norweiga. Anyway, some of you may be just as lost as winnernerd and you may think that norwese is a language. WELL HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU BUT IT'S NOT!!!!! IN NORWAY THEY SPEAK NORWEIGAN!!!!!!!!Watev but I just haven't seemed to be able to let that go yet because come on when you get something that good against someone, you can't let it go. WATEV IT'S WINNERNERDS PROBLEM!

INTERESTING

BigGinthePost 4:01pm: 'grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: meow
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: roar
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: woof woof
AsparagusW 4:01pm: moo
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: arf arf
AsparagusW 4:01pm: oink
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: baaaaaaaaa
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: tweet tweet
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: sssssssssss
AsparagusW 4:02pm: chirp chirp
AsparagusW 4:02pm: ribbit ribbit
AsparagusW 4:02pm: this is odd
BigGinthePost 4:01pm: yes very
AsparagusW 4:02pm: lets not speak of this again
BigGinthePost 4:02pm: LOL
BigGinthePost 4:02pm: AKWARD
AsparagusW 4:02pm: yes very
AsparagusW 4:02pm: lol
BigGinthePost 4:02pm: LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
BigGinthePost 4:02pm: IM PUTTING THIS ON MY BLOG
AsparagusW 4:02pm: LOL
AsparagusW 4:03pm: o wait a second you're probably serious
BigGinthePost 4:03pm: IM POSTING IT RIGHT NOW
AsparagusW 4:03pm: oh my
AsparagusW 4:03pm: eee gad
AsparagusW 4:03pm: gee whilickers
AsparagusW 4:04pm: leeping lizards
BigGinthePost 4:03pm: DUNNNNNNNN DUNNNNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BigGinthePost 4:03pm: ROARING COWS
AsparagusW 4:04pm: LOL
BigGinthePost 4:04pm: LOL
BigGinthePost 4:04pm: LET US ALSO NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN
AsparagusW 4:04pm: GOOD IDEA
BigGinthePost 4:04pm: AKWARD
AsparagusW 4:04pm: MM-HMM
BigGinthePost 4:04pm: THIS IS ALL GOING ON MY BLOG
AsparagusW 4:05pm: LETS HOPE NOBODY LEAVES A COMMENT ON IT
BigGinthePost 4:05pm: LOL
AsparagusW 4:05pm: LOL

INTERSETING ISN'T IT? HOW 2 COMPLETE IDIOTS BABBLE ON LIKE THAT. PATHETIC I KN.

HMMMMMMMM

IM VERY BORED RIGHT NOW, BUT I JUST GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL. OMG I ACTUALLY THINK I DID WELL ON MY MATH TEST WHICH WILL PREDICT IF I GO INTO HIGHER LEVEL MATH. ( YOU ARE PROBABLY THINKING Y I WLD WANNA B IN HIGHER LEVEL MATH.) I DONT KNOW WHY I GUESS IT WOULD JUST MAKE ME FEEL SMARTER. ANYWAY, I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON WHETHER I GET IN OR NOT.

STUPID

IN MY LANGUAGE ARTS WE ARE DOING POETRY AND HERE IS MY ACROSTIC POEM.(YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ONE OF THESE ON WINNERNERD'S PAGE)

Stupid assignment that im being forced against my will to do.
Think it's gonna help me in my future? NO
Universe is gonna end if I don't do this, THAT'S A LIE!
Piece of s*** assignment
Idiotic waste of time
Dumb

I like doing these assignments while insulting it at the same time. Confusing right? I kn

MY WORD

IF YOU WENT TO MY SCHOOL YOU WOULD KNOW THAT MY WORD THAT I SAY ALL THE TIME IS WATEV! WATEV IS THE BEST WORD EVER AND EVERYONE SHOULD APRECIATE THAT WORD. AND IF U DONT I WILL SAY.......... WATEV AND WALK AWAY.

Well as some of you remember on Saturday evening I went to a batmitzvah, well it was a very interesting batmitzvah. After having another guy sit on my lap then calling him a perv i was pretty freaked out, because it was quite a shock. Nobody will stop making fun of that kid, O well he deserves it. Anyway, the rest of the night was a blast! There were lots of other details that I'm not gonna get into because i don't want to. Watev until next time I'm Griffin Anderson signing off.

Winnernerd

Winnernerd as some of you may know also has a blog you should check it out. But, anyway winnernerd has a tendency to have things explode on her/him. (as you can tell im keeping his/her secret identity, a secret)During lunch one day winnernerd was eating like most of the other kids. But, something happened out of the ordinary, something was wrong. When winnernerd opened his/her waterbottle it exploded into his/her face. It was a very funny sight to see and yet I knew why it had happened. Winnernerd had called the lunch lady that gave her that watterbottle a winnernerd, and from the day she did that the lunchlady disliked her. Do you think it's right to punish a young boy/girl for making one mistake. THAT LUNCHLADY COULD HAV SEVERLY INJURED WINNERNERD!!!!! SO WE STARTED TO PROTEST! We finally overthrew the mean old lunch lady and never saw her again. The second time winnernerd had something explode on her/him was when winnernerd was eating lunch a month after. Her apple exploded. We realized that the evil lunch lady had returned....... TO BE CONTINUED........

SO MUCH TO DO TODAY

I have so much to do today!!!!!!!!!

1. Track practice 9:00am-11:00am

2.Sister's Lacrosse game 11:15am- 12:00pm

3. Eat 12:00pm-12:30pm

4. Angel's Place Talent Show 1:30ishpm-2:30ishpm

5. My Brother's Lacrosse Practice 2:30ish pm- 4:30ish pm

6. Shower and get dressed up 5:30pm-6:00pm

7.Batmitzvah where I will make a speech 7:00pm- 12:ooam

YEP wow i need ideas for new posts if you have any tell me.

Also winnernerd @ winnernerd.blogspot.com wants U to visit there page.

And as i have said many times Before ACROSS THE UNIVERSE + SUPERBAD ROCK

CREEPERS

CREEPER~(noun) a person who creeps most or everyone out, and is not well liked or respected. i.e: Micheal Jackson, Tom Cruise, etc.

Well anyway a creeper can come from anywhere at anytime. Creepers are people that think they are cool but are just hoplessly lost. Creepers can be everyday citizens that walk by you seeming normal. But, trust me they aren't normal. They can turn out to be any of the following: Internet Predators, kidnappers, Sexual Meslesters, angered young teens, or McDonald Employees. The first 4 r serious the others aren't

Top Ten Favorite Movies

10. The Simpsons Movie
9. October Sky
8. Harry Potter and the Order Of the Pheonix
7. Rent
6. Stand By Me
5. August Rush
4. Godfather
3.Big Fish
2.Superbad
1.Across The Universe

Tell me your opinions on your favorite movies. Tell me your favorite movies and tell me if im wrong.

If u dont agree dont look at my blog!!!!!!!

If you dont agree that Across The Universe and Superbad are two of the best movies ever made then u r crazy!!! Across the Universe is a defininte sign of genius by the director( who's name i do not know) Anyway, bringing all those beatles songs (that were so different and were never supposed to make a story ) together like that showed that whoever the director was is a pure genius. Not only the music is good but the plot line is also great. The 1960's during detroit riots, segregation, The Vietnam War, etc. I mean when you put it like that who wouldn't think that its a good movie. And now for Superbad. A story of two best friends that are graduating from high school and going to 2 different colleges. They have one last night of the school year to party and have fun before high school is over. And not only those two, but there is also MCLOVIN!!!!!! who meets two cops when going in top a liqiour store to buy boos with a fake ID and ends up getting knocked out by a burgular. And come on who wouldn't like two jackass cops that screw around and end up blowing up their car. Seriously both these movies i highly recomend.

Hello

Hello everybody my name is Griffin Anderson. This just so happens to be my first post on my blog, I kn it sucks.( dnt put that as a comment). I would tell you all about where I live, and how old I am, BUT IM NOT GOING TO! because I beleive in Internet Safety. JUST KIDDING, but I dont know what kind of creepers just so happen to be looking at this. Anyway, I'm a cool person and there's not much more I can say without putting myself in STRANGER DANGER! so i'll leave it at that. Until next time I'm Griffin Anderson SIGNING OFF!